Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.