The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.

Every new routine I have ever written and performed probably occurred extemporaneously. Then after you have fleshed it out and tried it out in front of a number of audiences and it works, you put it down on paper.