I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.