The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.