The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.