The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.