I gave up accounting. I went in for about six months writing ad copy. I was fired from that, and then another guy and I did a kind of poor man's Bob and Ray kind of syndicated radio show. Then I decided to stick it out and see what happened. I'd give it a year, a year became two years, and then two years became three years, and then along came the record album.
Bob NewhartI don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.
Bob NewhartI'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
Bob NewhartTelevision series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.
Bob Newhart