You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups. So it's even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.