Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
Bob NewhartLaughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob NewhartTelevision series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.
Bob NewhartI've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
Bob Newhart