Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.