I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.