I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.

Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over.