You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.
Bob NewhartWomen are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.
Bob NewhartOne of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.
Bob Newhart