Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.
Bob NewhartComedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
Bob NewhartJack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
Bob Newhart