I've been a very lucky actor.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.

I gave up accounting. I went in for about six months writing ad copy. I was fired from that, and then another guy and I did a kind of poor man's Bob and Ray kind of syndicated radio show. Then I decided to stick it out and see what happened. I'd give it a year, a year became two years, and then two years became three years, and then along came the record album.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.