One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.