He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.