It is always dullest before the yawn.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.