It is always dullest before the yawn.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.