The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.