The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.