There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
It is always dullest before the yawn.