Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.