If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
It is always dullest before the yawn.