He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.