Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.