Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.