Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.