It is always dullest before the yawn.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.