He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.