Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.