Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
It is always dullest before the yawn.