If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.