Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
It is always dullest before the yawn.
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.