When you have a good time there is no time.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Some dead people said smart stuff.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.