Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.