Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

Everyone I love I pay.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.