I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.