I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.