I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.