You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.