Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.