Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.