Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.