He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.