To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.