The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.