What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.