It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".