It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.