You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.