If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!