If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?