You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.