You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.