You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".