He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.