He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.