Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat