Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.