Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.