Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!