Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".