I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.