This guy makes coffee nervous.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?