You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?