I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

This guy makes coffee nervous.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!