There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.