There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.