There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.