Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!