Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".