He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.