He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.