There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.