Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.