Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.