He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.