Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.