You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.