You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.