I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'