The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.