The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.