I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.