I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.

Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.