I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.