All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

I am a daylight atheist.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.