I am a daylight atheist.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.