Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.