I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
No man can discover his own talents.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.