Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

No man can discover his own talents.