No man can discover his own talents.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.