Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
An author's first duty is to let down his country.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.