What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

You made one mistake. You married me.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.