The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

No man can discover his own talents.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.