A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
No man can discover his own talents.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.