No man can discover his own talents.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.