Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.