Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.